dissecting grasshoppers

Today in bio we had to dissect grasshoppers.
like from africa or something that were fucking +2 inches long :[

I saw the one me and my was going to be partner's grasshopper, freaked out, started to cry, and went to the corner where my friend Jessie was sitting.

Needless to say, I did not dissect that grasshopper. I didn't touch it. I didn't even poke it with a stick.

It defiantly put my day way down. :/